My name is Benjamin (son of my right hand) and I've been itching and fixing to try something so I got the following ingredients:
2 cars ( one appropriated by creative means so as to avoid 2nd party insurance costs, the other is legit as they come)
1 camera + camera man
1 large bus
I picked a spot on the highway, told the camera crew of 1 to keep hidden and not to stop shooting, no matter what happens.
So I follow a very large bus ( I call them false double-deckers) and when I was in range of the camera, I brushed it hard and caused the 'indemnity-free' car to screech and come to a stop 10 metres away. I covered myself with ketchup and padded my under-clothes heavily to protect my frail body from indiscreet knocks as the car careened.
I staggered out looking dazed and in pain. The passengers in the bus come down and make their way towards me to see I am okay. By this time the second car pulled up slowly towards me and I then JUMP INTO THE CAR LIKE A FIEND AND THE CAR ZOOMS OFF LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL.
The camera man recorded the confusion at the accident scene and we laugh at the poor souls trying to wrap their mind around what just happened.
:) that is not even funny...
MY NEXT STUNT WA HILARIOUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA....
YES, I AM INSANE...my template was altered slightly to the left according to an old friend
